if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
so i’m at the bookstore and i have been following my mom around asking her if i can get a book and she won’t answer me
oH MY GOD THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY MOTHER I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING AROUND SOME STRANGER ASKING THEM TO BUY ME A BOOK
you guys stop this isn’t funny it was so embarrassing
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE
Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel.
me walking into church
im actually laughing really hard
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
My Alexander Ludwig Tumblr Discovery
who am i shaving for